Police are seeking anyone with more information of the reports of a man who was sighted chocking the lizard in a north Dunedin cemetery on Wednesday.
Senior Sergeant Craig Dinnissen said "the Maori or pacific island man, aged between 18 and 20, was seen at the Northern Cemetery around 4.30pm wearing a bright red jacket, black shorts, and had long hair" Anyone with information should contact the Dunedin Police.
But lets cut to the chase here, he was yanking his schlong at a cemetery and having a good ole' whack on the stick, he was rubbing the monkey, tickling the taco, getting a load off, petting the bunny, strokin the salami, rubbing the nub, floggin the dolphin and tugging the timber... simply put, he was having a good ole wank.
A member of the public spotted the man "behaving suspiciously" in the cemetery on Lovelock Ave North Dunedin about 4:30pm. Police say they attended the scene and spoke to members of the public, but the wanker was not found. The spokeswoman did not provide further details.
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Also, unconfirmed reports and sources to Nighthawk.NZ are reporting that the man addicted to masturbating and who was caught flogging his meat and tossing his salad at a Dunedin beach last year and then moved to live over on the West Coast in 2019 is actually back in Dunedin and working as a cleaner at a local high school.
We don't believe these two incidents are related due to description however it is interesting that the school and or the cleaning company in question obviously did not do a decent background check on who they were actually hiring. And if the cleaning company did, do you think it is appropriate to give him the contract at a local school or get hired directly by said school.
While he would most likely not be there during school hours, cleaners are usually given keys to give them access to the area's they have to clean, like locker areas, and toilets, etc. possibly even access to offices and sensitive data.
Apparently Dunedin is full of wankers...
